Monday, March 9, 2009

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Interview with Madison, Christian, Caden, and Macy.

If you have a kiddo old enough to answer, do this...it was really worth it for the laughs!!

Cut and paste these questions and ask your kids their answers....
These are all direct quotes. Some of them make sense, some of them I have no idea where they came from!

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Madison: Go clean your room.
Christian: Take of your cleats in the house.
Caden: Kick the ball outside!
Macy: Go clean your room.

2. What makes mom happy?
Madison: When I offer to do the dishes
Christian: When us kids care for eachother and clean our room
Caden: When we do what she tells us to do
Macy: Doing what she says

3. What makes mom sad?
Madison: When I don't listen to her
Christian: When one of us kids are sad she is usually sad
Caden: Saying bad things to others
Macy: Disobeying her

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Madison: By singing the Madagascar theme song
Christian: Tickling me and threatening me with funny things
Caden: When she makes sentences up for Macy's spelling words and it ALWAYS has the word carrot in it. (This is true...it's a running joke)
Macy: If she toots or burps (Let me clarify that Macy says this right after she herself toots and makes herself laugh----didn't want ya'll to get the wrong idea!)

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Madison: Permed hair, funky clothes, and liked a lot of boys
Christian: I don't really know
Caden: She had blond hair
Macy: Little

6. How old is your mom?
Madison: 34
Christian: 32
Caden: 34
Macy: 34

7. How tall is your mom?
Madison: 5 feet 3 1/2 inches
Christian: 5 foot 6 inches
Caden: 6 foot 5 inches
Macy: 6 feet

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Madison: Read or play piano
Christian: Scrapbook with her girlfriends
Caden: Play with the kids
Macy: Go to Chuck E CHeese's with me

9. What does your mom do when you're
not around?
Madison: Read and hang out with friends
Christian: Usually scrapbook or clean
Caden: Works on the computer
Macy: Clean up the house

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Madison: Composing and playing music
Christian: Singing or scrapbooking
Caden: Volleyball
Macy: Piano

11. What is your mom really good at?
Madison: Playing piano and solving problems.
Christian: Loving us kids
Caden: Volleyball
Macy: Piano

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Madison: I can't think of one.
Christian: Being mean
Caden: Picking up a table
Macy: Huhhhhh...can you come back to it? She's not very good at doing what kids say.

13. What does your mom do for a job?
Madison: NOthing...she stays at home
Christian: She is our mom
Caden: Alot of things...uuummmm...cooks
Macy: Clean

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
Madison: Nice juicy steak with chocolate dessert
Christian: Reese's peanut butter cups
Caden: Enchiladas
Macy: Cookies

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
Madison: Mostly everything
Christian: That she's so kind and caring to others
Caden: When she takes us to McDonalds and gets McFlurries
Macy: Taking me to Chuck E Cheese

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Madison: Roadrunner because she's always on the go
Christian: I don't know, I don't watch very many cartoons
Caden: Cinderella
Macy: Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Madison: Get dip cones
Christian: Go to movies
Caden: Play
Macy: Shop

18. How are you and your mom the same?
Madison: We wear the same clothes (Madison wears mine!)
Christian: We're both smart
Caden: We have the same color of eyes
Macy: Eye color

19. How are you and your mom different?
Madison: She won't wear my clothes
Christian: I'm younger and I'm a boy
Caden: I don't have long hair
Macy: Hair color

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Madison: She lets me borrow her clothes and she takes us out to get dip cones
Christian: By the kind and affectionate things she does for me
Caden: By taking care of me
Macy: She takes care of me

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
Madison: He's got brains and bronze.
Christian: Ooohhhhh, uuhhhhhh, ummmmmmmmmm....how he's handsome.
Caden: His accent....no, he doesn't have an accent....she thinks he's a good kisser!
Macy: Kissing him on the lips

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Madison: Olive Garden
Christian: On a scrapbook weekend
Caden: Granny's Buffet
Macy: On trips

3 comments:

Mike and Julina said...

I love your silly kids.

Tami said...

That is hilarious! I love it that you got answers from all of your kids. Such cute answers! I loved thier individual themes.. chuck e cheese, dip cones, volleyball. It was also funny to see the age difference.. Madison knew your height by the half inch and Macy thought that you were 6 ft. tall. Very fun read!

Shelli said...

Too cute, your kids are adorable. I love how your son said you like Ken's accent. HA HA!